How many hospital workers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many ER nurses does it take….? EVS to ER stat!

How many Nurse Supervisors ….? Stupid Wait a minute, I’m on another call. I’ll get with you as soon as I can.

How many physical therapists? We’re gonna need an order to touch that bulb?

How many unit clerks? If it was up to me; the bulb would have been replaced already.

How many chaplains? The deeper question is whether the bulb is aware of its current status or not.

How many presidents? Don’t we have a light bulb committee who should be looking in to this matter? I want a report on my desk by 4pm tomorrow.

How many discharge nurses? No light goes out around here with out an order.

How many social workers? The bulb had been having some problems recently so is anyone really surprised by this outcome?

How many surgeons? I AM the light!

How many (volunteers) auxiliary? Someone should tell someone the light is out, used to be these things around here were just taken care of.

How many ICU nurses? There’s a light out?



How many people does it take to make a hospital special? All of you. Happy Holidays
Grace and peace to you all!